Knitting in the City
With more kissing than knitting, the series follows the misadventures and exploits of 7 friends in Chicago, all members of the same knitting group.
1. NEANDERTHAL SEEKS HUMAN by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you need to know about Janie Morris: 1) She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI (Too Much Trivial Information), especially when she is unnerved, 2) No one unnerves her more than Quinn Sullivan, and 3) She doesnβt know how to knit.
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job on the same day, Janie Morris canβt help wondering what new torment fate has in store.
To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivanβaka Sir McHotpantsβwitnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford. The last thing she expects is for Quinn to make her an offer she canβt refuse.
1.5. NEANDERTHAL MARRIES HUMAN by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you should know about Quinn Sullivan: 1) He is madly in love with Janie Morris, 2) Heβs not above playing dirty to get what (or who) he wants, and 3) He doesnβt know how to knit.
After just five months of dating Janie, Quinnβformer Wendell and unapologetic autocratβis ready to propose marriage. In fact, heβs more than ready. If it were up to Quinn, he would efficiently propose, marry, and beget Janie with a child all in the same dayβthereby avoiding the drama and angst that accompanies the four stages of pre-matrimony: engagement, meeting the parents, bachelor/bachelorette party, and overblown, superfluous wedding day traditions.
But Janie, much to Quinnβs dismay, tosses a wrench in his efficacious endeavors and challenges him to prove his devotion by going through the matrimonial motions, no matter how minute and mundane.
Will Quinn last until the wedding day? Or will he yield to his tyrant impulses?
2. FRIENDS WITHOUT BENEFITS by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you need to know about Elizabeth Finney: 1) She suffers from severe sarcastic syndrome, especially when sheβs unnerved, 2) No one unnerves her like Nico Manganiello, and 3) She knows how to knit.
Elizabeth Finney is almost always right about everything: the musical merits of boy bands are undervalued by society, βbenefitsβ with human Ken dolls are better without friendship, and the sun has set on her once-in-a-lifetime chance for true love. But when Elizabethβs plans for benefits without friendship are disarmed by the irritatingly charismatic and chauvinistic Nico Manganielloβher former nemesisβshe finds herself struggling to maintain the electric fence around her heart while avoiding a Nico charisma-electrocution or, worse, falling in love.
3. LOVE HACKED by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you need to know about Sandra Fielding: 1) She makes all her first dates cry, 2) She hasnβt been kissed in over two years, and 3) She knows how to knit.
Sandra has difficulty removing her psychotherapist hat. Of her last 30 dates, 29 have ended the same way: the man sobbing uncontrollably. After one such disaster, Sandra gives in to a seemingly harmless encounter with her hot waiter, Alex.
Argumentative, secretive, and hostile Alex may be the opposite of everything Sandra knows is right for her. But now, the girl who has spent all her life helping others change for the better must find a way to cope with falling for someone who refuses to change at all.
4. BEAUTY AND THE MUSTACHE by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you need to know about Ashley Winston: 1) She has six brothers and they all have beards, 2) She is a reader, and 3) She knows how to knit.
Former beauty queen, Ashley Winstonβs preferred coping strategy is escapism. She escaped her Tennessee small town, loathsome father, and six brothers eight years ago. Now she escapes life daily via her one-click addiction. However, when a family tragedy forces her to return home, Ashley canβt escape the notice of Drew Runousβlocal Game Warden, bear wrestler, philosopher, and everyoneβs favorite guy. Drewβs irksome philosophizing, in particular, makes Ashley want to run for the skyscrapers, especially since he canβt seem to keep his exasperating opinionsβ or his soulful poetry, steadfast support, and delightful handsβ to himself.
Pretty soon the girl who wanted nothing more than the escape of the big city finds sheβs lost her heart in small-town Tennessee.
4.75. NINJA AT FIRST SIGHT by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
What do a cynical former Marine and a sheltered former Olympic contender have in common?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
He has a girlfriend and sheβs never been kissed. Heβs sullenly sarcastic and sheβs earnestly empathetic. He canβt stop thinking about her. She knows she should keep her distance.
Nevertheless, when opposites attract, the results may be unexpected, but theyβre also undeniably magnetic.
5. HAPPILY EVER NINJA by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you need to know about Fiona Archerβ¦ I would tell you what they are, but then Iβd have to kill you.
But I can tell you that Fionaβs husband, the always irrepressible and often cantankerous Greg Archer, is desperately in love with his wife. Yet as the years pass, Greg has begun to suspect that Fiona is a ninja. A ninja mom. A ninja wife. A ninja friend. After fourteen years of marriage, Greg is trying not to panic. Because Fionaβs talent for blending in is starting to resemble fading away.
However, when unexpected events mean Fiona must take center stage to keep her family safe, her response stuns everyoneβGreg most of all. It seems like Gregβs wish has come true. Exceptβ¦ not.
6. DATING-ISH by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you need to know about Marie Harris: 1) Sheβs fed up with online dating, 2) Sheβs so fed up, sheβs willing to forego the annoyance and consider more creative alternatives, and 3) She knows how to knit.
After the most bizarre first date in the history of dating, Marie is looking for an alternative to men. With the help of her friends, she quickly identifies a few possibilities: Need a cuddle? Use a professional cuddler. Need affirmation? Get yourself a life coach. Need an orgasm? Try orgasm meditation! Why does she need the hassle of a romantic partner when she can meet all her needs with paid services?
But then her irritating date resurfaces. And heβs not at all the person she thought he was. And he suggests a differentβand crazierβsolution to her dilemmaβ¦
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7. MARRIAGE OF INCONVENIENCE by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
There are three things you need to know about Kat Tanner (aka Kathleen Tysonβ¦ and yes, she is *that* Kathleen Tyson): 1) Sheβs determined to make good decisions, 2) She must get married ASAP, and 3) She knows how to knit.
Being a billionaire heiress isnβt all itβs cracked up to be. Determined to live a quiet life, Kat Tanner changed her identity years ago and eschewed her familyβs legacy. But now, Katβs silver spoon past has finally caught up with her, and so have her youthful mistakes.
To avoid imminent disaster, she must marry immediately; it is essential that the person she chooses have no romantic feelings for her whatsoever and be completely trustworthy. Fortunately, she knows exactly who to ask. Dan OβMalley checks all the boxes: single, romantically indifferent to her, completely trustworthy. Sure, she might have a wee little crush on Dan the Security Man, but with clear rules, expectations, and a legally binding contract, Kat is certain she can make it through this debacle with her sanityβand heartβall in one piece.
Except, what happens when Dan OβMalley isnβt as indifferentβor as trustworthyβas she thought?
7.5. NEANDERTHAL SEEKS (EXTRA) YARNS by Penny Reid
SYNOPSIS
A comprehensive collection of all short stories, deleted scenes, and special features from the Knitting in the City series.